ALL WORK AND NO PLAY [4/20]

[LORD VARYS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 400px; height: 400px; padding: 10px;background-color:#f7f7f7;] hello darlings, Let me introduce myself to those of you who have been living under a rock. I'm Gossip Girl. I know anything and everyone that goes on here in the Dirge. I have my sources, they are my eyes and ears and they are everywhere. I always appreciate any extra gossip so go ahead and let me know if you have anything. Or even just comment on this gorgeous website. You know you love what I have to say. Anyways, on to the gossip. Long time no see. That's understandable though seeing as how you've all been so boring here. But don't worry, I'm here to report on the wicked fun news that I've been told! First off we must give a warm welcome to Moya Drew and Aiden Smyrna considering these two movie stars have decided to grace us with their presence. From what I've been told our new little pair are star crossed lovers, cute right? Wrong. Turns out Aiden stabbed poor Moya on the set of their latest movie before turning the blade on himself. Such messy work, but please Moya be sure to find a new guy who isn't crazy. This is a warning to all your girls too, beware of Mr. Smyrna or he might use his fame to nearly get you killed again. Ever heard of Juno Ellis or Desmond Thorton? Yeah, neither have I until now. I guess these two were in the park when Juno had one of her usual fainting spells to help her snag a guy. Desmond happened to be there and being the gentleman that he is he helped her out, even going so far as to take her to the hospital. After that little trip things have been heating up, since she has been visiting him in his room quite often. I wonder what you two are doing in there. Though Desmond, don't fall for all of her little tricks. Now this is funny. Edmund Thorton is here. Not that many of you know him, but trust me once you see him you will always remember him. He just so happens to be Desmond's brother, or at least that's what I've heard. I don't fully buy it considering they look nothing alike, but nevermind that now. While at the town's center square Edmund and Desmond went at it, they were arguing verbally at first before the fists started flying. Needless to say Edmund won, although he didn't like the crowd looking on and dragged Desmond off to go finish him elsewhere. Been to paparazzi lately? Estelle Hortense and Jason Hadridge have. Looks like Jason is getting desperate for girls, even going so far as to spike poor Estelle's drink at the club before dragging her out the back. Poor girl. This is a warning to everyone though, Jason is on the move and he'll drug you to get what he wants. We seem to be getting quite a few foreigners but Angeline Calfucci used to be a part of a crime mob while she was alive. We spotted her talking to Edmund Thorton while having coffee. Perhaps she wants protection from the big guy, considering he could easily provide it for her and then some. That's all the gossip I have for now. Be sure to leave a comment or any other gossip you have! [style=color: #741089; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 35px; letter-spacing: -3px; line-height: 75%;text-align: center;border-bottom: #e4507d 3px solid;]xoxo gossip girl

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[EDMUND ALEXSKI THORTON]

HEY GOSSIP BITCH

good to know you're broadcasting my fights. be sure to always place your bet on me since i'll kick anyone's ass. as for the rest of the shit you say, that's all it is.

[LORD VARYS]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 400px; padding: 10px;background-color:#f7f7f7;] oh edmund, Don't worry. I'll always place a bet on you. Hopefully there's another fight soon! As for the rest of what I have to say you know it's true. I'm just not sure about the brother part at this point. Don't worry, once I figure it out everyone will know. [style=color: #741089; font-family: times new roman; font-size: 35px; letter-spacing: -3px; line-height: 75%;text-align: center;border-bottom: #e4507d 3px solid;]xoxo gossip girl

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[starling02]

dear gg,

if you're going to eavesdrop and spy, the least you could do is do it well. you shame previous gossip girls before you. what a pity.